And, at a side issue, pluterpromptly brought on the scene the cutletsized consort, foundling filly

• "and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof. And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman:" Genesis 2.21–22
• pluterpergect: more than perfect, thus pluterprompt, more than prompt
• consosrt: Eve
• founding filly: mpther pf all
• cutletsized: referring to hte rib
• issue: exit wound; also offpring