User:Commodius victim

Commodius victim has reached page: 56

Commodius victim has cycled through FW a total of: 0 times

Commodius victim is currently: completely mad

Part I

Chapter 1: a fool (for (re)starting FW)

Chapter 2: mad (for continuing FW)

Chapter 3: completely mad (as a result of FW)

Chapter 4: insane

Chapter 5: persistent (you've got to grant that at least!)

Chapter 6: dedicated

Chapter 7: obsessed

Chapter 8: addicted

Chapter 1: divorced from reality

Chapter 2: wishing for a method to upload text directly into the brain

Chapter 3: hospitalised, awaiting surgical removal of book from hand

Chapter 4: inopperable: relying on FW more than entire central nervous system

Chapter 1: a king, probably going to complete this cycle

Chapter 2: an emperor, fearing his overthrow and the upcoming FWithdrawal symptoms

Chapter 3: a god, dissorientated and left doubting his own existence

Chapter 4: One rank above God, pride awaiting the fall

Chapter 0: myself and, Two ranks above God, worthy of FW: Contemplating giving the text another spin.